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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Study shows that early humans climbed trees and worked with stone - Earth.com

So they tried

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

— we are metamorphosing!

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Mormon Wives Come Together for Season 2 Reunion -- But One Major MokTok Member Is Missing! - TooFab

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

With ‘Ballerina’ Falling Short at the Box Office, ‘John Wick’ May Finally Be Getting Stretched Too Thin - IndieWire

They put up a sign reading

—

Still no good

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?